How It Works

1. You choose a crate

Most households start with the Complete Home Kit. It holds the juice, the yeast, the claustrum fermentationis, and the crackers. Garb is extra, like a hymn nobody required and several people wanted.

You may also buy the pieces. The warehouse will not be offended. The pontiff will bless a single claustrum with the same attention he gives a full kit, which has been discussed internally and allowed.

2. His Holiness blesses the lot

Before a crate is closed, it is presented to Pope Linus II. He does not inspect your theology. He inspects the packing. When both are as good as they are going to be, the lot is marked and the lid goes on.

3. We ship into the map we have

The United States and Canada. Tariffs may apply. Juice is declared as juice. Yeast is declared as yeast. The claustrum is declared as a fermentation lock, which sometimes requires a sentence of prose. See Shipping & Tariffs.

4. You finish what the crate began

On arrival:

1. Open the crackers when you mean to use them.
2. Pitch yeast into the juice only when you mean to wait.
3. Fit the claustrum. Let the bottle work in a place that is not hot, not forgotten, and not the good tablecloth.
4. After several days, you will have something the catalog is too careful to name on a label.

If you never add the yeast, you have juice and a very honest claustrum. That is also a complete use of the product.

5. Checkout, for now

The cart will hold what you select. Checkout is temporarily unavailable. We built the crate. We have not yet built the till. When we do, this step will look like commerce. Today it looks like a closed tabernacle that is, in fact, a closed till.