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Juice, yeast, a claustrum fermentationis, crackers, optional garb, and the kit that holds the argument together.
Everything below has been packed, counted, and shown to His Holiness. He nodded, which our warehouse treats as a shipping hold that has been released.
The Complete Home Kit is the usual starting point. The rest is for replenishment, for households that already own a stole, or for people who arrived with strong opinions about crackers.
The recommended kit
Complete Home Kit
Juice, yeast, a claustrum fermentationis, and crackers, packed so a household can begin without a second trip to the catalog.
$22.00
Concord Grape Juice
A 16 oz bottle of dark Concord juice, blessed in the crate, still juice until you say otherwise with yeast.
$8.50
Wine Yeast
Tiny packets of wine yeast, sufficient to start a bottle and to make a customs officer ask a follow-up question.
$4.00
Claustrum Fermentationis
The fermentation lock, under its proper name — so carbon dioxide may leave the bottle without inviting the room back in.
$6.75
Unleavened Crackers
A box of twenty-four plain crackers, suitable for the other species and for people who distrust garnish.
$5.25
Optional Garb
A stole, a collar, a washable alb, and a crumb-catcher bib — for households that prefer the table to look like it expected company.
$9.50
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