Optional Garb

Optional Garb

A stole, a collar, a washable alb, and a crumb-catcher bib — for households that prefer the table to look like it expected company.

Garb is optional in the same way that a tablecloth is optional: the meal can proceed, but the photographs will be different.

None of these garments is a credential. They are cloth. They have been blessed as cloth. If you already own something suitable, buy crackers instead.

Home Celebrant Stole

A modest stole in burgundy and gold. It does not confer orders. It does confer the look of having remembered the occasion.

$28.00

Clerical Collar

A tab collar for the home celebrant who wants the neckline to make a statement and then stop talking.

$14.00

Washable Polyester Alb

Machine-washable, stubbornly white, and cut for people who do not have a sacristy. Pilling is a later mystery.

$42.00

Communion Bib

A linen crumb-catcher. His Holiness calls it practical. The warehouse calls it SKU garb-bib. Both are correct.

$9.50