Wine Yeast

Wine Yeast

Tiny packets of wine yeast, sufficient to start a bottle and to make a customs officer ask a follow-up question.

$4.00

Three packets. One is enough for a bottle. The second is for error. The third is for the drawer where small sacred objects go to wait.

Pitch into the juice, fit the claustrum, and leave the bottle somewhere that is not a windowsill in August. We are not a winery. We are a mail-order house with a pontiff and a very small microbiology problem, which we have chosen to call tradition.

These packets are blessed. Yeast does not appear to notice. His Holiness says this is fine.